Baby, it's cold outside

Baby, it’s cold outside

A conversation with social media

I really can't stay (Baby it's cold outside)
I gotta go away (But there’s no wifi outside)
This evening has been (Was hoping that you'd log in)
Such a heist  (Hacking all the data on your device)
News ads make me start to worry (Did you hear about the Manifort jury?)
Inspirational quotes are such a bore (You are woman, hear you roar.)
Information in a flurry (Have you tried the new Kebab and Curry?)
Well maybe just one post more (Start a social media war!)

Don’t care what most think (Oh, of course you do)
Say, what’s in this link? (Why don’t you click on it and find out)
I wish I knew how (Your brain is like dead mush now)
To break this spell (Addiction is a living hell)
I ought to say no more tagging (Nothing wrong with a little bragging)
At least I’ll take a break for a while (Make an announcement on your profile)
I really must scram (Multi-level marketing scam)
Baby it's cold outside

WTF, you’re sending me push notifications now? (I like to think of it as opportunistic)

I have things to do (Baby you’re a star in here)
You’re wasting my time (Baby don’t disappear)
Remember when friends (I mean, what is a “friend” really)
Were people you knew (But you have 1,072!)

My sister’s recipe looks delicious (Glad you are not suspicious)
My brother would like a donation (Facebook is under investigation)
My best friend’s profile looks suspicious (Her profile is fictitious)
Well maybe just one post more (So glad that you insist to ignore)

I really must scram (Updated privacy setting)
But just one more scroll (Events you might be forgetting)
Need to reply (You should just stalk that guy)

To this internet troll (Now you’re on a roll!)
This post I might regret it (You can just delete it)
But I believe in freedom of speech (Unless there is a data breach)
I really can’t stay
Baby it’s cold outside